machete don’t tumble…. machete improvised
so yeah novri and i watched machete on thursday because we didn’t have any choice, it’s the only movie that was available….. at least for us.
the movie was shocking in the first because there was only mexican peeps talking and swearing and cutting other mexican’s head and herpderherpderplah then suddenly there was a naked kobam chick……. who died 30sec after she appeared. i feel so sorry for her *sad mexican is sad*
BUT then things were getting interesting especially when this mexican jump from one floor to another floor with someone’s gut right after the doctor said “do you know that your intestine is xx meter long?” if this movie was into tumblr i bet there’s a red helvetica “challenge accepted” font right under machete
and this scene where one bitchy naked girl was drugged and suddenly woke up in a church, still naked. her also-naked-mum was panicking about her being naked in a church (idk well that’s what i thought, i guess she really was panicking about being naked in a holy place) while this girl was staring at a nun’s uniform….. zoomed in….. zoomed in…… zoomed in the girl’s face…… zoomed in the nun’s costume…………..and in the end of the movie she was found battling in a middle of a mexican vs. american war with nun’s costume and whatever-gun in her hand……LIKE A BOSS
and there was a heroic girl with guns all over her body, on her thigh, in her hands, on her tummy, and in her armpits. her armpits. i know it, i just know it, she’s the real armpit-woman i talked about. the gun should smell really asem. acid. and what if she accidentally pull the trigger and make a hole in her own armpits??? for god’s sake i don’t wanna die with holes in my armpits, that’s just…. that’s just…. pathetic. everyone will take a picture of you with holes in your armpits, put it on the newspaper with the headline “a girl died in the middle of war with holes in her armpits” and everyone will be like “omg have you heard about this girl who died in the middle of the war??” “yess yessss i know! i heard she got shot in her armpits” “really? like really really really? omg that’s sad, she won’t need a deodorant anymore”
*remas ketek*
the most trashy yet hilarious movie, you should grab your KTP and watch this and stop calling it a not-worth-it-movie
